Only straight I am is straight-up Slytherin

The name's Santana. I'm a proud Slytherin in my sixth year at Hogwarts, Chaser in the Slytherin Quidditch team and member of the Hogwarts choir. Oh, and I'm better than you. At everything.

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  2. Lunch

    beaterdk:

    My lunch today consisted of a sandwich, an apple, a goblet of pumpkin juice (just because I throw the stuff in people’s faces doesn’t mean that I don’t like it), and a ministry pamphlet entitled, “Planting Ahead: Why the Garden is Mightier Than the Countercurse.”

    The pamphlet literally talked about how if you plant a defensive garden well in advance of a duel, then the plants can do all the work for you.  Because I always know the exact location of a duel months in advance.

    This is getting ridiculous.

     Tell me about it. I got a leaflet the other day about how apparently offensive spells are proven to increase the risk of spattergoit and other disfiguring diseases. How old do they think we are, three? I’d understand them giving that kind of rubbish to a Hufflepuff (offence entirely intended), but to Slytherins? My pride was insulted.

     
     

  3. Ugh, Astronomy sucks

    sammieevansisagryffindor:

    straightupslytherin:

    There’s no way I’ll have learnt everything by Friday. I thought it’d be an easy pass but there’s so much stuff to remember. Seriously, who cares about Cygnus?

    Who on earth is Cygnus?  I really don’t know.

    That is why I made a T on my Astronomy OWL.

     It’s a constellation, not a person. I’m beginning to wish I’d got a T too, then they would have stopped me taking this stupid subject.

     
     

  4. I Don’t Know What the Deal Is

    brittanyisahufflepuff:

    with Santana.
    We haven’t spoken in days.
    I don’t think she wants to go with me anymore.
    Who wants to be my date?

    Arrgh, Britt, I’m so sorry. Stupid Astronomy homework!  I’m still totally up for going to the dance with you if you’re not set on going with Karofsky. If you do go with Karofsky I can make no promises concerning his personal safety.

     
     

  5. Ugh, Astronomy sucks

    There’s no way I’ll have learnt everything by Friday. I thought it’d be an easy pass but there’s so much stuff to remember. Seriously, who cares about Cygnus?

     
     

  6. Gather round, kiddies: straightupslytherin: jopenroseinslytherin: straightupslytherin: I know...

    jopenroseinslytherin:

    straightupslytherin:

    jopenroseinslytherin:

    straightupslytherin:

    straightupslytherin:

    jopenroseinslytherin:

    straightupslytherin:

    I know I’ve made this place 5x more fabulous already.

    Yeah. If fabulous = sleeping with our entire Quiddich team and instigating an outbreak of Chlamidia. Why couldn’t you just have had an orgy with the Griffindors?…

     For your information, it was a closet, and that was just one time. People are making such a fuss about it you’d think Karosky came out or something. No one’s going to get sick, and even if they do I’m so awesome I could singlehandedly win the cup for us.

     I did think he was overblowing the whole stud thing…

    Whatever, just make sure we win. And I was serious about infecting the Griffindors. Even if it’s not by you, look into getting them infected by something gross :)

     I’m sure I could whip up a potion or two. Or failing that, drop a sleeping Bowtruckle in the Gryffindor fire the morning of our next important match… Oh, so many ideas.

     Well, if you need an accomplice I’m in. Or whatever.

    Perfect. I hereby name thee Evil Henchperson #1.

     
     

  7. Gather round, kiddies: straightupslytherin: jopenroseinslytherin: straightupslytherin: I know...

    jopenroseinslytherin:

    straightupslytherin:

    straightupslytherin:

    jopenroseinslytherin:

    straightupslytherin:

    I know I’ve made this place 5x more fabulous already.

    Yeah. If fabulous = sleeping with our entire Quiddich team and instigating an outbreak of Chlamidia. Why couldn’t you just have had an orgy with the Griffindors?…

     For your information, it was a closet, and that was just one time. People are making such a fuss about it you’d think Karosky came out or something. No one’s going to get sick, and even if they do I’m so awesome I could singlehandedly win the cup for us.

     I did think he was overblowing the whole stud thing…

    Whatever, just make sure we win. And I was serious about infecting the Griffindors. Even if it’s not by you, look into getting them infected by something gross :)

     I’m sure I could whip up a potion or two. Or failing that, drop a sleeping Bowtruckle in the Gryffindor fire the morning of our next important match… Oh, so many ideas.

     
     

  8. Gather round, kiddies: straightupslytherin: jopenroseinslytherin: straightupslytherin: I know...

    straightupslytherin:

    jopenroseinslytherin:

    straightupslytherin:

    I know I’ve made this place 5x more fabulous already.

    Yeah. If fabulous = sleeping with our entire Quiddich team and instigating an outbreak of Chlamidia. Why couldn’t you just have had an orgy with the Griffindors?…

     For your information, it was a closet, and that was just one time. People are making such a fuss about it you’d think Karosky came out or something. No one’s going to get sick, and even if they do I’m so awesome I could singlehandedly win the cup for us.

     
     

  9. jopenroseinslytherin:

    straightupslytherin:

    I know I’ve made this place 5x more fabulous already.

     Yeah. If fabulous = sleeping with our entire Quiddich team and instigating an outbreak of Chlamidia. Why couldn’t you just have had an orgy with the Griffindors?  ¬.¬

     Why thank you, I’ll put that idea into play as soon as I get the chance. Oh, wait, since when have you been my Head of House?

     
     

  10. Hello, everyone!

    I know I’ve made this place 5x more fabulous already.