June 2011
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Jun 2nd
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May 2011
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Lunch
beaterdk: My lunch today consisted of a sandwich, an apple, a goblet of pumpkin juice (just because I throw the stuff in people’s faces doesn’t mean that I don’t like it), and a ministry pamphlet entitled, “Planting Ahead: Why the Garden is Mightier Than the Countercurse.” The pamphlet literally talked about how if you plant a defensive garden well in advance of a duel, then the plants can do...
May 26th
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Ugh, Astronomy sucks
sammieevansisagryffindor: straightupslytherin: There’s no way I’ll have learnt everything by Friday. I thought it’d be an easy pass but there’s so much stuff to remember. Seriously, who cares about Cygnus? Who on earth is Cygnus?  I really don’t know. That is why I made a T on my Astronomy OWL.  It’s a constellation, not a person. I’m beginning to wish I’d got a T too,...
May 26th
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I Don't Know What the Deal Is
brittanyisahufflepuff: with Santana. We haven’t spoken in days. I don’t think she wants to go with me anymore. Who wants to be my date? Arrgh, Britt, I’m so sorry. Stupid Astronomy homework!  I’m still totally up for going to the dance with you if you’re not set on going with Karofsky. If you do go with Karofsky I can make no promises concerning his personal safety.
May 26th
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Ugh, Astronomy sucks
There’s no way I’ll have learnt everything by Friday. I thought it’d be an easy pass but there’s so much stuff to remember. Seriously, who cares about Cygnus?
May 25th
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Gather round, kiddies: straightupslytherin:... →
jopenroseinslytherin: straightupslytherin: jopenroseinslytherin: straightupslytherin: straightupslytherin: jopenroseinslytherin: straightupslytherin: I know I’ve made this place 5x more fabulous already. Yeah. If fabulous = sleeping with our entire Quiddich team and instigating an outbreak of Chlamidia. Why couldn’t you just have had an orgy with the Griffindors?…  For your...
May 24th
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Gather round, kiddies: straightupslytherin:... →
jopenroseinslytherin: straightupslytherin: straightupslytherin: jopenroseinslytherin: straightupslytherin: I know I’ve made this place 5x more fabulous already. Yeah. If fabulous = sleeping with our entire Quiddich team and instigating an outbreak of Chlamidia. Why couldn’t you just have had an orgy with the Griffindors?…  For your information, it was a closet, and that was just one...
May 24th
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Gather round, kiddies: straightupslytherin:... →
straightupslytherin: jopenroseinslytherin: straightupslytherin: I know I’ve made this place 5x more fabulous already. Yeah. If fabulous = sleeping with our entire Quiddich team and instigating an outbreak of Chlamidia. Why couldn’t you just have had an orgy with the Griffindors?…  For your information, it was a closet, and that was just one time. People are making such a fuss...
May 24th
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jopenroseinslytherin: straightupslytherin: I know I’ve made this place 5x more fabulous already.  Yeah. If fabulous = sleeping with our entire Quiddich team and instigating an outbreak of Chlamidia. Why couldn’t you just have had an orgy with the Griffindors?  ¬.¬  Why thank you, I’ll put that idea into play as soon as I get the chance. Oh, wait, since when have you been my Head of...
May 24th
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Hello, everyone!
I know I’ve made this place 5x more fabulous already.
May 23rd
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